Wolfenstein 2 is a true-to-its roots FPS, and comes with a melee system and weapon upgrades that immediately reminded me of last year’s excellent DOOM reboot. The sequel picks up precisely where The New Order left off, and if you didn’t play Wolfenstein or The Old Blood, don’t sweat – there’s a nice opening sequence that gets you up to speed. This is our Not So MMO - Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus review. In a day where publishers and press are bemoaning the decline of single player, MachineGames and Bethesda give us a surefire contender for game of the year. Today marks the launch of three incredibly anticipated non-MMO games, but if there’s one I didn’t expect to be so thoroughly engrossing, it’s Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus.

Not So MMO: Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus Review – An Important Game Instead of being insecure it's a much better time to look at the dummy's antics and giggle to your heart's content. It's like an adept of kantian philosophy getting all riled up when a dudebro calls kant a nerd and a virgin. This is the most an AAA title can provide.Īlso, didn't expect the hardcore and cynical KKKodex audience to give the over-the-top parody of Ilsa the she-wolf of SS (which already was hilarious) more than a condescending laugh. The cinematic - and the easily youtube'd - part is where it's at.Ĭrap like the new mario or assassin's creed aren't even worth it to look at their screenshots, while this has got three hours of bizarre and absurd mix of super tryhard attempts at drama and the 'Nazi has taken over teh world' pulp which - at this point in time - would be considered kitsch even among readers of Dick.

The gameplay itself is the same awful stuff as TNO, so the question of buying/pirating it instantly becomes obsolete. I'm in the middle of watching the cut scenes on youtube, and it's a pretty funny time. I thought all you needed to lose the small modicum of care was the intro cut scene, where THE EVIL RACIST CHAUVINISTIC CAPITALIST PATRIARCH literally kicks a puppy. Wait, what? Do people really take this seriously?

Wolfenstein 2 sucks